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Wish someone a happy happy birthday card for her, birthday, and let them know not to get their hopes up about the contents of this card with this funny design from Brainbox Candy

This is a non-personalised card, which means that you don't need to alter the design on the front.

Write a fun message on the inside pages with our text editor, or you can leave it blank and add a handwritten message when the card arrives.

You can have the card delivered directly to their front door, or back to your own address.

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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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