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Wish someone a happy birthday, and let them know not to get their hopes up about the contents of this card with this funny design from Brainbox Candy

This is a non-personalised card, which means that you don't need to alter the design on the front.

Write a fun message on the inside pages with our text editor, or you can leave it blank and add a handwritten message when the card arrives.

You can have the card delivered directly to their front door, or back to your own address.

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Delivered in 1-3 days

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