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This or a Dick Pic Valentine's Card

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  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Let them know it was this, or a dick pic, with this rude but funny design from Buddy Fernandez.

This is a non-personalised card, which means you can't make any changes to the design on the front.

You can add a personal touch to the page inside by writing a message with our text editor, or you can leave it blank and add a handwritten message when the card arrives.

For delivery, choose to have it sent directly to their door, or back to your own home.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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