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Too Ratarsed Personalised Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Send a fun card to someone special with this personalised design from the Lemon Squeezy range by Jerry Tapscott.

Add the recipient's name to the front of the card to make it extra special and unique.

When you've finished editing the front of your card you can select a pre-written verse or write your own personal message on the inside pages using our spell check feature and range of fonts and colours.

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Delivery Info

Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Guaranteed Tracked
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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