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Trousers Down Valentine's Card

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  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Send them a funny and honest Valentine's poem with this design from the Banter King range by James Greenwood.

This is a non-personalised card, which means you can't edit the text on the front page.

You can add a personal touch to the inside page by writing a message with our text editor, or you can choose to leave it blank, and add a handwritten message when the card arrives.

Have it delivered directly to your recipient's front door, or back to your own address.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Delivery Info

Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Guaranteed Tracked
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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