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Turd on the Pitch Personalised Card

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Know someone who loves footie, and who loves a good pun? Then they might just be a fan of this hilarious card by PG Quips.

To make it extra unique, just add their name to the front of the design.

You can also personalise the inside of the card by adding a pre-written verse, or write your own message using our spellcheck feature as well as a variety of colours and fonts.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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