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Turd on the Pitch Personalised Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Know someone who loves footie, and who loves a good pun? Then they might just be a fan of this hilarious card by PG Quips.

To make it extra unique, just add their name to the front of the design.

You can also personalise the inside of the card by adding a pre-written verse, or write your own message using our spellcheck feature as well as a variety of colours and fonts.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Guaranteed Tracked
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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