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Two F*cking Deer Christmas Card

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  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
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Send someone cheeky Christmas wishes with this rude but funny design from the Mungo & Shoddy range by Tillovision.

This card is non-personalised, so you don't have to make any changes to the front of the card.

You can write a message on the inside page with our text editor, or leave it blank, and hand write something when the card arrives.

Have it delivered directly to your recipient's front door, or back to your own address so that you can hand it to them in person.

All of our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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