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Valentine's B.J Personalised Card

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  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Wish someone a happy Valentine's Day and ask them if they'd like a Valentine's B.J with this funny design.

Add their name to the design on the front to make it extra unique and quirky.

Customise the pages inside by uploading photos and by adding a pre-written verse, or write your own message with our spell check feature with our variety of colours and fonts.

Have it delivered directly to your recipient's front door, or back to your own address.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Delivery Info

Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Guaranteed Tracked
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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