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Celebrate someone's birthday with this rude but funny design from Filthy Sentiments.

This card is non-personalised, so you don't have to make changes to the design on the front.

Customise the inside page by writing a birthday message with our text editor, or leave it blank and hand write something when the card arrives.

Have it delivered back to your own address, or directly to your recipient's front door.

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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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