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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Celebrate someone's birthday with this rude but funny design from Filthy Sentiments.

This card is non-personalised, so you don't have to make changes to the design on the front.

Customise the inside page by writing a birthday message with our text editor, or leave it blank and hand write something when the card arrives.

Have it delivered back to your own address, or directly to your recipient's front door.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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