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What You Really Want Birthday Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Do you know what they really really wants for their birthday? Probably this card? It'll most definitely make them laugh anyway - perfect for friends, family and partners.

This card is non personalised, meaning the design on the front cover can't be altered. However, you can write inside the card with our text editor, or leave it blank to handwrite something yourself. For delivery, you can choose to either send it back to your address or directly to the recipient.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 2-4 days
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Delivered in 1-2 days

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