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You Didn't Run Away Valentine's Card

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  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Let them know it's true love with this hilarious design from James Greenwood's Banter King range.

This card is non-personalised, so the design on the front can't be altered.

Add a personal touch to the pages inside by writing your own message with our text editor, or leave it blank, and add a handwritten message when the card arrives.

For delivery, have it sent back to your own address, or directly to your recipient's home.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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