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You Plonker! Only Fools and Horses Christmas Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Wish someone special a merry Christmas with this fun card from Danilo's Only Fools and Horses Christmas range.

Personalise the text to add their name and customise the message to make it extra special.

You can upload one photo from any device, whether it's your phone, tablet or desktop computer. You can also upload pictures directly from Facebook and Instagram.

Choose to send this card back to your address so you can handwrite the message inside and then deliver or post it yourself. You can also choose to send this card directly to the recipient's address after you've written your message inside with our online editor.

Once you click through to personalise your card, our online editor offers you the chance to: Crop, rotate, and improve your images with filters and special effects, as well as the ability to edit the text with the font, size, colour and more.

Photos can also be added inside this card, with our various inside template designs. You can add images to the inside left, inside right and even to the back of the card for that extra surprise.

Further customisation options include the choice of four different size options from small (A6) through to giant (A3) and pre-written verses inside the card.

All our greeting cards are printed using high-quality, recyclable card, ensuring they take pride of place on the recipient's sideboard.

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Delivery Info

Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Guaranteed Tracked
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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