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Your Package Valentine's Card

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  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Let them know you like the look of their package with this cheeky design from Dean Morris.

This is a non-personalised card, so you can't edit the design on the front.

You can customise the page inside by writing a message with our text editor, or choose to leave it blank so that you can add a handwritten message when the card arrives.

Have it delivered back to your own home, or directly to your recipient's door.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Delivery Info

Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 2-4 days
Express Tracked
Delivered in 1-2 days
Guaranteed Tracked
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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