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You're an Absolute Fossil Card

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  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
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Let someone know that they're an absolute fossil this birthday with this funny design from Brainbox Candy.

This card is non-personalised, so you don't have to change the design on the front.

You can write a message on the inside pages with our text editor, or you can leave it blank and add a handwritten message when the card arrives.

Have the card delivered directly to their front door, or back to your own address.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Guaranteed Tracked
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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