Search
PersonaliseQuick & easy

Oops! There seems to be an issue...

Please type a gift message in the textbox provided.

  1. Home
  2. Cards
  3. Birthday Cards
  4. Funny Cards
  5. You're an Absolute Fossil Card
Photo of You're an Absolute Fossil Card
Product image left
Product image right
Product image back
Front

You're an Absolute Fossil Card

Pay with
ⓘ

Pay with Klarna.

Select Card Size

50% Off 5+ Cards with code 50FIVE

30% Off 2+ Cards with code 30TWO

🚚 Get it posted today - order in the next

12 hours 9 seconds
  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Let someone know that they're an absolute fossil this birthday with this funny design from Brainbox Candy.

This card is non-personalised, so you don't have to change the design on the front.

You can write a message on the inside pages with our text editor, or you can leave it blank and add a handwritten message when the card arrives.

Have the card delivered directly to their front door, or back to your own address.

Select the Delivery Country

Delivery Info

Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Express Tracked
Delivered in 1-2 days
Guaranteed Tracked
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

More like this

Tap to view You Absolute Dinosaur Birthday Card

You Absolute Dinosaur Birthday Card

Tap to view Another Year Closer To Granny Pants Birthday Card

Another Year Closer To Granny Pants Birthday Card

Tap to view Your Youth Has Expired Photo Upload Card

Your Youth Has Expired Photo Upload Card

Tap to view You Look Young from Far Away Personalised Card

You Look Young from Far Away Personalised Card

Tap to view Queen of Cocktails Birthday Card

Queen of Cocktails Birthday Card

Tap to view You're an Angel Happy Birthday Card

You're an Angel Happy Birthday Card

Tap to view We're an Awesome Couple Valentine's Card

We're an Awesome Couple Valentine's Card

Tap to view Cheers to an An Amazing Dad Father's Day Card

Cheers to an An Amazing Dad Father's Day Card

Tap to view A Birthday Toast Photo Card

A Birthday Toast Photo Card

Tap to view To an Amazing Mum Photo Birthday Card

To an Amazing Mum Photo Birthday Card

Tap to view An Anniversary Toast Personalised Card

An Anniversary Toast Personalised Card

Tap to view You're Leaving Personalised Card

You're Leaving Personalised Card

Tap to view Seven Years - Woolen Anniversary Personalised Card

Seven Years - Woolen Anniversary Personalised Card

Tap to view 7 Years - Wool Anniversary Personalised Card

7 Years - Wool Anniversary Personalised Card

Tap to view Barley Bear For A Special Couple Christmas Card

Barley Bear For A Special Couple Christmas Card

Tap to view 7th Anniversary Wool photo Card

7th Anniversary Wool photo Card

Tap to view An Absolute Star Graduation Congrats Card

An Absolute Star Graduation Congrats Card

Tap to view Wonderful Family Penguins Personalised Christmas Card

Wonderful Family Penguins Personalised Christmas Card

Tap to view Absolute Legend Birthday Card

Absolute Legend Birthday Card

Tap to view 8 Wonderful Years Anniversary Card

8 Wonderful Years Anniversary Card

Trustpilot

Helpful Links

About Us

Your Account

Product Info

Let's get Social

facebookTikTokinstagramyoutubex / twitterblog

Download the App

applegoogle play

Shop by Region

United Kingdom FlagUKIreland FlagIRL
Mastercardmaestrovisaamerican expressapple paypaypalclearpayKlarna

© 2025 funkypigeon.com Limited, County Gates, Ashton Road, Bristol, BS3 2JH, UK
Registered Office: Century House, Wakefield 41 Industrial Estate, Wakefield WF2 0XG, UK Terms & Conditions