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Horny Poem Valentine's Card - Emotional Rescue

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Can be personalised inside and sent direct to the recipient's address
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Variety of card sizes available
  • Fast delivery options available
  • Printed on high quality gloss card with a superior finish
Create a rude personalised Valentine's Day card for someone special from the Emotional Rescue range. Customise the Name to create a unique card for Valentine's Day. Personalise the inside of your Valentine's Day card and write your own special message. Why not add photos to the inside or take advantage of our verses or spell check features too.

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