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Keep Calm you Don't have Loo Roll Personalised Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Can be personalised inside and sent direct to the recipient's address
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Variety of card sizes available
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  • Printed on high quality gloss card with a superior finish

Remind someone that even if they don't have toilet paper this birthday, that they still have you with this funny keep calm design from Funky Pigeon.

Create a unique card by adding their name to the front of the design.

Personalise the inside pages by uploading photos, and by writing a message using our spell check feature and variety of colours and fonts.

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