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Already Half-Cut Personalised Birthday Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Wish someone special a happy birthday with this funny personalised card from UKG.

Add a name to the front of the card to make it extra special and unique.

When you've finished editing the front of your card you can add a pre-written verse to the inside pages or write your own personal message using our spell check feature and range of fonts and colours.

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Delivery Info

Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Guaranteed Tracked
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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