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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

If you know someone who will definitely claim they're not drunk on their birthday (even though they obviously are), they might enjoy this fun design from Tillovision's Pencil Me In range.

Add the recipient's name to the front of the design to make it extra unique.

Personalise the inside pages by uploading photos, add a pre-written verse, or write a message using our spell check feature and variety of fonts and colours.

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Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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