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Go Nucking Futs Birthday Card
Go Nucking Futs Birthday Card
Available in 4 card sizes
From £3.99 for our Standard A5
Other sizes available from £2.99
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- Add a name to the front cover
- Add a personal touch to the inside pages
- Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
- Choose from a variety of card sizes
- Printed on high quality, recyclable card
- Fast delivery available
Wish someone a Happy Birthday with this funny card from Emotional Rescue.
Personalise the cover by adding a name.
You can send this card back to your address to handwrite the message inside and then deliver or post it yourself. Or you can send this card directly to the recipient's address, after you've written your own message inside with our online editor.
Photos can also be added inside this card, with our various inside template designs. You can add images to the inside left, inside right and even to the back of the card for that extra surprise.
Once you click through to personalise your card, our online editor offers you the chance to: Crop, rotate, and improve your images with filters and special effects, as well as the ability to edit the text with the font, size, colour and more.
Further customisation options include the choice of four different size options from small (A6) through to giant (A3), as well as stickers inside the card.
All our greeting cards are printed using high-quality, recyclable card, ensuring they take pride of place on the recipient's sideboard.
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