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Half-Arsed Jingler Christmas Card
Half-Arsed Jingler Christmas Card
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- Add a personal touch to the inside pages
- Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
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- Printed on high quality, recyclable card
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Remind someone to jingle all the way this year (because no one likes a half-arsed jingler) with this cheeky design from the Hanson White range by UKG.
This card is non-personalised, so you can't change anything on the front page.
You can customise the inside page by writing a message with our text editor, or leave it blank, and add a handwritten message once the card arrives.
Have it sent directly to your recipient's front door, or back to your own address so that you can hand it to them in person and see their reaction when they open it.
All of our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.
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