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Massive Twat Card

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Wish a massive twat a happy birthday with this rude but funny design from Buddy Fernandez.

This card is non-personalised, meaning that you don't need to change the design on the front.

Customise the inside pages by writing a message with our text editor, or leave the card blank and hand write something once it arrives.

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Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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