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Happy Birthday You Massive Bellend Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Can be personalised inside and sent direct to the recipient's address
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Variety of card sizes available
  • Fast delivery options available
  • Printed on high quality gloss card with a superior finish

Let your friend know he's a bellend this birthday with this cheeky design from Buddy Fernandez.

This is a non-personalised design, so you don't have to alter the design on the front.

Customise the inside pages by writing a heartfelt message with our text editor...or leave the card blank and hand write something else once it arrives.

Have the card delivered back to your address, or directly to your mate's front door.

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Delivery Info

Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Express Tracked
Delivered in 1-2 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday

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