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Happy Birthday You Massive Bellend Card

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Let your friend know he's a bellend this birthday with this cheeky design from Buddy Fernandez.

This is a non-personalised design, so you don't have to alter the design on the front.

Customise the inside pages by writing a heartfelt message with our text editor...or leave the card blank and hand write something else once it arrives.

Have the card delivered back to your address, or directly to your mate's front door.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Guaranteed Tracked
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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