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Happy Birthday You Massive Bellend Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
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Let your friend know he's a bellend this birthday with this cheeky design from Buddy Fernandez.

This is a non-personalised design, so you don't have to alter the design on the front.

Customise the inside pages by writing a heartfelt message with our text editor...or leave the card blank and hand write something else once it arrives.

Have the card delivered back to your address, or directly to your mate's front door.

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Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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