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The Myth The Bellend Personalised Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Make someone laugh on their Birthday with a cheeky personalised card from Dean Morris.

Add the recipient's name to the front of the card to make an extra special and unique Birthday card.

When you've finished editing the front of your card you can edit the inside pages by selecting a pre-written verse or writing your own personal message using our spellcheck feature and range of fonts and colours.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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