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You're How Old Personalised Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Remind someone how OLD they are this birthday with this cheeky design from PG Quips' Planet of the Japes range.

Just add their name to the front of the card to make it extra unique.

Customise the inside pages by uploading photos, add a pre-written verse, or write your own birthday message using our spell check feature and range of fonts and colours.

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Delivery Info

Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Guaranteed Tracked
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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