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You Know You're Old When Personalised Card

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  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
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Wish someone a happy happy birthday card for her, birthday, and remind them to be careful not to burn their face or nips this birthday with this cheeky design from PG Quips' Planet of the Japes range.

Simply add their name to the front of the card to make it extra unique.

Personalise the inside pages by uploading photos, add a pre-written verse, or write your own birthday message using our spell check feature and range of fonts and colours.

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Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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