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Holy F**kballs You're Old Personalised Birthday Card
Holy F**kballs You're Old Personalised Birthday Card
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From £3.99 for our Standard Square
Other sizes available from £3.99
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- Printed on our finest premium card for a luxury finish
- Add a personal touch to the inside pages
- Premium FSC® certified, environmentally friendly card
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- Printed on high quality, recyclable card
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Wish someone a happy birthday with this cheeky design from Emma Proctor.
Add their name to the bottom of the card.
You can send this card back to your address so you can handwrite the message inside and then deliver or post it yourself. Or you can send this card directly to the recipient's address, after you've written your own message inside with our online editor.
Photos can also be added inside this card, with our various inside template designs. You can add images to the inside left, inside right and even to the back of the card for that extra surprise.
Once you click through to personalise your card, our online editor offers you the chance to: Crop, rotate, and improve your images with filters and special effects, as well as the ability to edit the text with the font, size, colour and more.
Further customisation options include the choice of four different size options from small (A6) through to giant (A3), as well as pre-written verses inside the card.
All our greeting cards are printed using high-quality, recyclable card, ensuring they take pride of place on the recipient's sideboard.
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