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Old and Saggy Valentine's Card

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  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Let someone know you want to grow old and saggy with them by sending them this funny card from Filthy Sentiments.

This card is non-personalised, so you can't make any changes to the design on the front.

Customise the page inside by writing a message with our text editor, or you can leave it blank and add a handwritten message when the card arrives.

For delivery, have it sent back to your own address, or directly to your recipient's home.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 2-4 days
Express Tracked
Delivered in 1-2 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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