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Wish someone a happy birthday by letting them know that they're still a dickhead with this rude design from Filthy Sentiments.

This card is non-personalised, so you don't have to make changes to the design on the front.

You can customise the inside page by writing a birthday message with our text editor, or leave it blank and hand write something when the card arrives.

Have it delivered back to your own address, or directly to your recipient's front door.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Guaranteed Tracked
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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