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Wish someone a happy birthday by letting them know that they're still a dickhead with this rude design from Filthy Sentiments.

This card is non-personalised, so you don't have to make changes to the design on the front.

You can customise the inside page by writing a birthday message with our text editor, or leave it blank and hand write something when the card arrives.

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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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