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You're Okay for a Bell End

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  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
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  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
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Wish a very happy birthday to a massive bell end with this cheeky design from Brain Box Candy.

This is a non-personalised card, so you don't need to change the design on the front.

Personalise the inside page by adding a message using our text editor, or leave it blank and hand write something once the card arrives.

Have it delivered back to your own address. or directly to your recipient's front door.

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Delivered in 1-2 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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