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  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
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Wish someone a happy birthday card for him, birthday, ...but let them know not to get their hopes up with this funny design from Buddy Fernandez.

This is a non-personalised card, so you don't have to alter the design on the front.

You can personalise the inside pages by writing a message with our text editor, or leave the card blank and hand write something once it arrives.

Have the card delivered back to your address, or directly to your recipient's front door.

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Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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