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What to Write in a Valentine’s Card

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It’s that time of year again – Valentine’s Day is nearly here. If you’re once again wondering what to write in a Valentine’s card, take a deep breath – we’ve got this. Whether you’re after something funny, cute, or downright romantic, our hand-picked Valentine’s Day card messages will help you say exactly what’s in your heart (without sounding cheesy… unless that’s your thing).

From sweet notes for your wife, husband, or fiancé to cheeky lines for a new boyfriend, girlfriend, or partner, you’ll find loads of Valentine’s Day messages to help you win all the brownie points. So grab a cuppa, have a scroll and let your inner romantic do the talking.

Jump To: Simple Valentine’s Messages  |  Funny Valentine’s Messages  |  Cute Valentine’s Messages  |  Meaningful Valentine’s Messages  |  Cheeky Valentine’s Messages

Simple Valentine’s Card Messages

To start off, we’ll keep it simple. If you’re sending a Valentine’s card to a crush, you’re still in the early stages of your relationship and don’t know their sense of humour too well, or you just want to keep it concise, these short but sweet Valentine’s messages are perfect for saying how you feel (and you can take all the credit!).

  1. I love you more every single day. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  2. I love you, and always will, with all my heart and soul.
  3. You’ll always be the one for me! All my love.
  4. Sending you a whole lot of love today.
  5. The best thing about my life is you! Lots of love.
  6. Happy Valentine’s Day to you my lovely wifey/husband to be.
  7. To you, my one and only. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  8. I’m so glad I found you! Here’s to us!
  9. I couldn’t ask for a more wonderful partner than you.
  10. I hit the jackpot when I met you!
  11. I’m so lucky to have a girlfriend as gorgeous as you.

Sometimes less really is more. These simple Valentine’s messages are perfect if you want to keep things simple but still make them smile.

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Funny Valentine’s Day Messages

Did you know that a good sense of humour can actually make you more attractive? Not only that, but couples who laugh more together tend to have higher-quality relationships as well – and who are we to argue? So, channel your inner comedian and increase your chances with your crush with these top funny Valentine’s card messages.

  1. You are the sunshine of my life, that’s why I’ll always be arouuuuund! Happy Valentine’s Day little apple of my eye.
  2. Roses are red, Hellebores are green, treat me to Valentine’s dinner, or I’ll make you a scene!
  3. If I could, I would wrap up all my love for you and put it in a gift box. But that’s way too expensive so enjoy this card instead!
  4. I’m so happy I found someone who’s as weird as me!
  5. I love you so much, I can’t wait to annoy you for the rest of my life.
  6. Happy Valentine’s Day! I look forward to a 5-star dinner tonight and being treated like your queen.
  7. This will definitely be a kids-in-bed-early kind of night!
  8. Congratulations on keeping me for another Valentine’s Day – you lucky thing!
  9. It doesn’t mean you are my true one-and-only-forever-love or any of that nonsense – just that I like your eyes and your smile! 🙂
  10. You are as soft as my favourite camembert – what’s why I love you so much.
  11. I wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day with all my heart, and lungs, and liver, and spleen…!
  12. Love is in the air! So don’t hold your breath!
  13. I love you just the way I am.
  14. You’re so bossy, arrogant, and forceful… but you’re also lucky I know how to love!
  15. I’m so glad you’re my emergency contact person :o)

If they laugh, you’ve nailed it – and if they groan, that still counts, right? Either way, pick one of these funny Valentine’s Day card messages, pop it in a card and let the laughs (and love) do the rest.

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Cute Valentine’s Messages

Got a softie for a Valentine? From wholesome to downright adorable, these cute Valentine’s card messages are perfect for letting them know just how much they mean to you this Valentine’s Day.

  1. Doing absolutely nothing with you means absolutely everything to me!
  2. Thanks for being you and for being mine.
  3. You are the craziest and best thing that happened to me.
  4. I know it’s cheesy, but we’re meant to brie.
  5. I love you more than I ever thought I could. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  6. Hope today is as gorgeous as you.
  7. You’re all I ever wanted and I’m so glad you’re mine.
  8. I’m so excited to be sharing our first Valentine’s Day together. All my love.

Proof that a few heartfelt words go a long way. These cute Valentine’s messages are guaranteed to earn at least a smile and some brownie points.

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Meaningful Valentine’s Day Messages

How often do you say, “I love you”? If your partner is the affectionate type, say it from the heart and get soppy with these heartfelt, meaningful Valentine’s Day messages. Perfect for reminding them just how important and loved they are and how much you value having them in your life.

  1. Since I met you, you’ve been my rock and my number one supporter. And for that, I can’t thank you enough. All my love.
  2. You make each day so much more memorable that I can’t imagine my life without you.
  3. Because I truly wouldn’t feel complete without you. I’m so lucky to have found you. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  4. I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you. Cheers to us, and to this fantastic year ahead of us celebrating our love.
  5. Thank you for lifting me up when I’m down and always finding the right words to reassure me when I’m anxious. I truly don’t know how I would do it without you. I love you.
  6. Happy Valentine’s Day my love! I feel so lucky we crossed paths. You are the perfect match for me, the best man ever.
  7. Thank you for all the support and the unconditional love you give me every day.
  8. Nobody else as ever brought me so much joy and motivation every day. Thank you for being you. All my love.
  9. Thank you for being such a caring, understanding and strong partner over these many years spent together.

Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to speak from the heart, and these meaningful Valentine’s messages help you say exactly how much they mean to you.

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Rude and Cheeky Valentine’s Messages

If your love language is sarcasm, teasing or a bit of playful cheek, you’re in the right place. Whether you’re after something a little rude or just knowingly inappropriate, these rude and cheeky Valentine’s messages are perfect for couples who don’t take Valentine’s Day (or each other) too seriously.

  1. Valentine’s Day is the perfect day to tell you those 3 special words… Let’s get naked!
  2. This Valentine’s Day to do list: 1. You!
  3. I’ll shave my legs…just for you today! Happy Valentine’s Day!
  4. Happy Valentine’s! You’re lucky – I hate everyone but you!
  5. Congrats – you are officially my favourite weirdo!
  6. You might be a **** head, but you’re my **** head.
  7. You’re such a ****, but I love you.
  8. I love you even more than a fat kid loves cake!
  9. I suppose you’ll do…
  10. Thanks for loving me, even though I can be massive ****.

Proof that a little sass can still mean a lot. These cheeky Valentine’s messages are all about love, laughter and not taking things too seriously.

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For more Valentine’s inspiration check out our best Valentine’s date ideas that are sure to get the romance stirring.

Also, browse our full range of Valentine’s Day cards or make your grand gesture with a beautiful array of Valentine’s Day Flowers.

You’ll also find a whole range of cute and romantic personalised gifts to win their heart, from teddy bears wearing a t-shirt with your photo on it, to mugs, cushions, canvas prints and more. Explore our full range of  Valentine’s gifts for more.

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