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Your Birthday Don't Impress me Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Can be sent direct to the recipient's address
  • Choose to leave blank, for signing and delivering yourself (extra envelope included)
  • Variety of card sizes available
  • Fast delivery options available
  • Printed on high quality gloss card with a superior finish

Wish someone a happy birthday with this card by The London Studio.

Add their name to the top of the card or choose to edit more of the text.

You can send this card back to your address so you can handwrite the message inside and then deliver or post it yourself. Or you can send this card directly to the recipient's address, after you've written your own message inside with our online editor.

Photos can also be added inside this card, with our various inside template designs. You can add images to the inside left, inside right and even to the back of the card for that extra surprise.

Once you click through to personalise your card, our online editor offers you the chance to: Crop, rotate, and improve your images with filters and special effects, as well as the ability to edit the text with the font, size, colour and more.

Further customisation options include the choice of four different size options from small (A6) through to giant (A3), as well as pre-written verses inside the card.

All greeting cards are printed in the UK on high quality gloss card with a superior finish, ensuring they take pride of place on the recipient's sideboard.

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Delivery Info

Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Guaranteed Tracked
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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